Author: S. P. McGuire

Dooliganism.com All Contents Copyright held by the Author. All rights reserved. Biography: Name: S.P. McGuire. Height: Knee-high to a stegosaurus. Weight: Knee-CAP of a stegosaurus (i.e. "same as"). Hair colour: Flesh tone. Eye colour: As Above. Hobbies: 1) Clay Pigeon Breeding; 2) Clay Pigeon Shooting. Favourite food: Wood-fired Clay Pigeon. Favourite colour: Burnt Flesh-tone. Favourite smell: Napalm-- but only in the evening. Favourite quadruped: My car. Favourite biped: My Rickshaw Walla. Favourite uniped: My Pogo Stick. Fascinatin' Trivia: S.P. McGuire was recently voted (but only just) one of the TOP 3 BILLION SEXIEST PRIMATES on the planet.