“I, Dooligan” is a Blog Novel copywrighted (or copywrote) (or copywrit) (or whatever) to Mister S. P. McGuire of New South Wales, Australia. For those who wish to get in contact with Mister S. P. McGuire of New South Wales, Australia, follow the following easy-to-follow steps:
- find a map of New South Wales, Australia;
- stick a pin in it;
- if you hear Mister S. P. McGuire of New South Wales, Australia, go “AAAARRRRGH, fuck ya!!”, then you’ve nailed him. If not, repeat Step 2 repeatedly until you do.